Can the Spam

 

Neil Harding McAlister

 

 

Now here’s a steamy little note                                                    

Just landed in my E-mail --  

For beauty she will get my vote,

This skanky looking female.

Before you say that porno trash

Should cause disgust and loathing,

Just look: the poor thing wants our cash

So she can buy some clothing.

 

Two “businessmen” in foreign lands

Have trouble with finances.                                       

They just require some helping hands

To lend them cash advances.

Last chance to send them all my dough

Before our profits dwindle!

We’re sure to strike it rich, you know,

Says this Nigerian swindle.

 

I’ll get promoted! Earn degrees!

Take up a new religion!

Buy software for my old PC!

Do they think I’m a pigeon?        

Each health scam claims to be the best

To cure whatever ails me.                                     

They guarantee I’ll get big breasts --

If E.D. treatment fails me.

 

Enhance your love life! Melt off pounds!

And stop your spouse from snoring!

This blasted spam that makes the rounds

Is getting pretty boring.

I wish these clowns were forced to pay,

Or locked up in the slammer.                                           

Does anybody know some way

That we can spam a spammer?

 

 © 2006, NHMcA

Port Perry, Ontario, Canada